A beer bong is a party piece, plain and simple. It is a funnel and a tube that lets you down a drink fast, and the better ones add a valve so you can load and go without spills. This is fun, not fine dining, so the choice comes down to build, tube length and whether you want a gauge or a bit of novelty.
I have picked the beer bongs worth buying, and set out how to choose. Drink responsibly, know your limits, and never pressure anyone. Every pick links to its page on the shop, and the boxes show the current price.
The best beer bongs and funnels, ranked
| Rank | Pick | Type | Best for | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Head Rush Chug-O-Meter Beer Bong | Beer bong with gauge | Timing the chug | $16.99 |
| 2 | Beer Bong Funnel with Valve | Valve funnel | Load-and-go with no spills | $15.99 |
| 3 | Head Rush White LINE Beer Bong | Classic single tube | The simple party bong | $16.99 |
| 4 | Head Rush Chrome Series Beer Bong | Designer finish | A bong that looks the part | $16.99 |
| 5 | Head Rush Pink Leopard Beer Bong | Novelty print | Standing out at a party | $16.99 |
The top picks at a glance
Swipe through the shortlist, then read the full write-up on any pick below.
What the top beer bongs and funnels cost
Beer bongs are cheap, so price is barely a factor here. Here is what the shortlist costs, mostly to show how little separates them.
The takeaway: pick on features and looks rather than price. A valve is the one upgrade genuinely worth having.
How to choose a beer bong
Three things decide which beer bong suits a party. Match them to the crowd and the choice is easy.
- Valve or no valve. A valve lets you fill the funnel, then release when ready, so there are no spills and no rush to drink mid-pour. It is the single most useful feature.
- Tube length. A longer tube pours faster and harder, a shorter one is more manageable. Shorter is friendlier for a mixed crowd.
- Material. A sturdy funnel and thick tubing last a season of parties. Cheap thin tubing kinks and splits fast.
- Looks. If it is going on the internet, a designer finish or novelty print adds to the fun. Otherwise a plain one does the same job.
A beer bong is a laugh, but it pours a lot of beer very fast. Get the valve model so no one is forced to chug before they are ready, and always know your limits.
Dan Smullen, Beer Is My Life
Best Overall: Head Rush Chug-O-Meter
Head Rush makes the best-known beer bongs, and the Chug-O-Meter adds a gauge so you can time and compare your chug. It has a sturdy funnel and a long tube, so it works as intended, and it is the pick if you want the classic party bong with a bit of a game built in.
- Built-in gauge to time the chug
- Sturdy funnel and long tube
- The best-known party bong
- Adds a competitive game element
- Long tube pours fast, go easy
- A party item, not everyday kit
Best Valve: Beer Bong Funnel with Valve
The valve is the upgrade that makes a beer bong civilised. You fill the funnel, hold the valve, and release only when the drinker is ready, so there are no spills and no scramble. This one is well priced and does exactly that. The sensible pick for a party where people take turns.
- Valve stops spills and rushing
- Load it up, release when ready
- Well priced
- Easy to pass around a group
- A little more to clean
- Plain design
Best Classic: Head Rush White LINE
The straightforward Head Rush single-tube bong, no gauge, no frills, just a sturdy funnel and a long tube. It is the pick if you want the classic party bong from a name that makes them well, without paying for extras. Simple and dependable.
- Classic, no-frills design
- Sturdy Head Rush build
- Long tube for a fast pour
- Cheap and cheerful
- No valve to control the pour
- Long tube is not for beginners
Best Design: Head Rush Chrome Series
If the bong is going to feature in the party photos, the Chrome Series looks the part with a designer finish over the same solid Head Rush build. It is the pick when you want something that stands out on the shelf and in the group chat.
- Eye-catching chrome finish
- Solid Head Rush build
- A talking point at a party
- Same function, better looks
- You pay a little for the finish
- Still a fast-pouring long tube
Best Novelty: Head Rush Pink Leopard
For a hen party or anyone who wants their bong to stand out, the Pink Leopard print brings the fun. Same reliable Head Rush funnel and tube, just with a bit of personality. The pick when the look is half the point.
- Fun novelty print
- Reliable Head Rush build
- Stands out at a party
- Makes a cheeky gift
- Design is the main draw
- Fast-pouring long tube
Other beer bongs and funnels worth a look
One more if you want a different look:
- Head Rush Pink Beer Bong – Beer Funnel with Long Tube the Head Rush bong in a plain pink finish.
Which beer bong should you buy?
For most parties the valve funnel is the smart pick because it stops spills and lets people go at their own pace. The Head Rush Chug-O-Meter adds a game, and the Chrome and Pink Leopard versions bring the looks. Whichever you pick, pour sensibly and never pressure anyone to chug.
Browse the full range on the beer bongs and funnels page, or see the parent beer gadgets section for more.
Beer bong FAQs
Are beer bongs safe?
A beer bong pours a large amount of beer very quickly, which makes it easy to drink too much too fast. Use one responsibly: know your limits, never pressure anyone, avoid it if driving, and keep water on hand. A valve model helps people go at their own pace.
What does a valve on a beer bong do?
The valve lets you fill the funnel and hold the beer until the drinker is ready, then release it. That prevents spills and stops people being rushed mid-pour, which makes it the most useful feature.
How do you clean a beer bong?
Rinse the funnel and tube with warm water and a little washing-up liquid straight after use, then let it dry fully so it does not get sticky or smelly. Run water through the valve if it has one.
Does tube length matter on a beer bong?
Yes. A longer tube creates more flow and pours faster and harder, which is a lot for a beginner. A shorter tube is more manageable and friendlier for a mixed group.
