Cinco de Mayo Beer Quotes: Toasts and Captions for the Fifth of May
Cinco de Mayo marks Mexico’s 1862 victory at the Battle of Puebla, and in the US it’s become one of the ...
Beer Puns: Captions and One-Liners for People Who Refuse to Stop
Beer puns are objectively bad and somehow never go out of style. These are written for the caption that needs one ...
Graduation Beer Quotes: Toasts and Captions for Officially Being Done
Some graduates walk straight from the stage to their first legal round, and some are already there waiting for everyone else. ...
Retirement Beer Quotes: Toasts and Captions for Clocking Out for Good
Nobody wants another mug that says World’s Best Boss on a retirement gift table. These toasts and captions are for the ...
International Beer Day Quotes: Toasts for the First Friday in August
International Beer Day lands on the first Friday of August, started in California in 2007 and now marked in more than ...
National Beer Day Quotes: Toasts and Captions for April 7th
April 7th, 1933 is the day the Cullen-Harrison Act let low-alcohol beer back into American life after 13 dry years, and ...
Beer Quotes for Women: Captions and Lines for the Girls Who Drink Beer
Beer marketing spent decades assuming its audience was only men. These lines are written for the women who order the flight, ...
Game Day Beer Quotes: Sports and Tailgate Captions
Game day runs on beer, and a fridge that’s actually stocked for once. These toasts and captions are for the couch, ...
Oktoberfest and Fall Beer Quotes: Toasts and Captions for Beer Season
Oktoberfest runs on liters, pretzels and a polka band nobody asked for but everybody ends up loving. These toasts and captions ...
Tuesday and Hump Day Beer Quotes: Midweek Captions and One-Liners
Friday gets all the credit, but Tuesday and Wednesday are the days that actually need a reason to keep going. These ...
Wedding Beer Quotes: Toasts and Captions for the Big Day
Champagne gets the spotlight, but most receptions run on beer. These toasts and captions are written for the couples, the wedding ...
Birthday Beer Quotes: Toasts and Captions for Turning a Year Older
Birthday cards are full of the same five lines. These are written for the person whose idea of a party favor ...
Craft Beer Quotes: What Brewers and Beer Writers Actually Say
Real quotes from the people who built the craft beer world, from homebrew pioneer Charlie Papazian to beer writer Michael Jackson, plus toasts for your next tasting flight.
New Year’s Eve Beer Quotes: Toasts and Captions for Midnight
New Year's Eve beer quotes, toasts and captions for the countdown, the last beer of the year and the first one of the next.
St. Patrick’s Day Beer Quotes: Toasts, Captions and Irish Sayings
St. Patrick's Day beer quotes and toasts, including a real traditional Irish blessing, plus captions for green beer and pub crawls.
Christmas Beer Quotes: Holiday Toasts and Captions for Cold Nights
Christmas and holiday beer quotes, toasts and captions for winter ales, holiday parties and cold nights by the fire.
Dad Beer Quotes: Father’s Day Lines, Toasts and Captions
Beer quotes and toasts for Father's Day, grill dads, and the dad who taught you how to pour a proper pint.
Beer Quotes About Friendship: Real Lines and Toasts for Your Crew
Beer and friendship quotes, including a real F. Scott Fitzgerald line on alcohol, plus toasts for the friends who show up for a pint.
Friday and Weekend Beer Quotes: 50+ Lines for Clocking Out
Friday and weekend beer quotes, toasts and captions for clocking out, kicking off the weekend, and every 'thank god it's Friday' pint.
Beer Quotes for Instagram: 60+ Short Captions That Fit Any Photo
Short, punchy beer captions built for Instagram and Pinterest, grouped by mood so you can find one that fits the photo in ten seconds.
100+ Best Summer Beer Quotes, Toasts and Captions
Summer beer quotes, real one-liners, and ready-to-use toasts and captions for cookouts, patios, the beach and every cold-one-in-hand moment of the season.
Famous Beer Quotes: What Real Public Figures Actually Said About Beer
A checked list of beer quotes from real, named public figures, plus the popular ones that turn out to be unverified proverbs or straight-up fabrications.
50+ Funny Beer Quotes That Are Actually Real (and a Few Famous Fakes)
The funniest beer quotes and one-liners, verified where we could and clearly flagged where the internet has been lying to you for years about who said what.
Beer Quotes: The Full Guide (Funny, Famous, Summer and Instagram-Ready)
The hub for every beer quote list on this site: funny quotes, famous quotes fact-checked, summer quotes and toasts, and short captions built for Instagram.