Beer Names for Cats

If your cat has the kind of laid-back, slightly judgmental energy of a regular at last call, a beer-themed name fits. Here is a running list organized by type, from classic brand names to coat-color matches to puns that only land after a couple of pints yourself.

Close-up of an orange tabby cat with green eyes
Orange tabbies are one of the most commonly named-after-beer coat colors, for obvious reasons. Photo by LauraDelga via Wikimedia Commons.

Names Based on Coat Color

This is where a beer name earns its keep, because the match is visual as well as thematic. Orange or ginger cats suit anything amber or copper-toned: Amber, Marzen, Copper, Rusty Nail, Ember. Black cats fit the darker end of the beer color chart: Stout, Porter, Guinness, Bock, Dunkel. White or cream cats work with the pale side: Blanche, Weisse, Pilsner, Foam. Gray cats land nicely on Gose or Saison, both pale, slightly hazy styles with a similarly muted look.

A large orange and white long-haired cat, a Maine Coon
A big, fluffy orange-and-white cat like this suits a name pulled from a darker, fuller-bodied style, like Bock or Marzen. Photo by Signbear999 via Wikimedia Commons.

A note on orange cats specifically, since they get named after beer so often: a 2016 UC Davis survey of over 1,200 cat guardians (published in the Journal of Applied Animal Welfare Science) found that sex-linked orange females, along with black-and-white and gray-and-white cats, were reported as more frequently aggressive during everyday handling than other coat colors. It is one internet-survey study, not a settled fact about all orange cats, but it is a fun bit of trivia if your ginger cat has main-character energy at the vet.

Classic Beer Brand Names

Straightforward names borrowed right off the label. Good for a cat with an obvious, confident personality.

Guinness, Stella, Modelo, Corona, Peroni, Asahi, Sapporo, Duvel, Chimay, Blanche, Porter, Yuengling, Miller, Coors.

Style and Brewing Names

Names pulled from beer styles and brewing terms rather than specific brands, which work well if you want something a little less on-the-nose.

Lager, Ale, Stout, Saison, Pilsner, Brix, Hops, Barley, Mash, Wort, Yeast, Cask.

Personality-Driven Beer Names

Names that lean on a cat’s actual attitude rather than a specific beer, for the cat who acts like they own the pub.

Growler, Suds, Chug, Brewster, Barley, Foamy, Tipsy, Buzz, Keg, Draft, Pint.

A tabby cat curled up and sleeping on a couch
For the cat who has clearly had a long night, Growler, Suds, or Chug all fit. Photo by Gugalcrom123 via Wikimedia Commons.

The Cat Who Actually Runs the Pub

Plenty of real pubs, especially in the UK, have a resident cat that treats the bar like its own office. If your cat has that exact energy, lean all the way into it: Landlord, Regular, Last Call, Barfly, Tab (as in running one).

Two black cats sitting on the bar of a London pub
Real pub cats on the bar at a London pub. Photo by Rossographer via Wikimedia Commons.

International Beer Names

A more global spread for the cat with a cosmopolitan streak.

Kolsch, Tripel, Weizen, Sake (technically not beer, but it fits the vibe), Baltika, Negra, Gose.

Punny Beer-and-Cat Names

The category people actually come here for.

Hopscotch, Purrter (Porter), Meowzenbier (Weizenbier), Clawlsch (Kölsch), Mewst (Wurst adjacent, but it fits), Whiskers & Ale, Purrale.

Landed on a dog name instead? Our Beer Names for Dogs list runs through the same categories built around dog personalities specifically. And if you want to know exactly what some of these beer terms actually mean before naming a pet after them, our What Is Ale? and What Does IPA Mean? pieces cover the basics.

FAQs

What is a good beer name for an orange cat?

Amber, Marzen, Copper, or Negra (playing off the darker malt names) all work well as a nod to an orange or amber-colored coat.

What is a good beer name for a black cat?

Stout, Porter, Guinness, Bock, or Dunkel all suit a black coat, since these are the darkest styles on the beer color chart.

What is a funny beer name for a lazy cat?

Growler, Suds, or Chug all suit a cat that spends most of its day sleeping off a “long night.”

Are beer names appropriate for kittens?

Yes, plenty of these names, like Hops, Barley, or Brix, work as cute, non-alcohol-specific names that read fine for a kitten and still fit as the cat grows.

Dan Smullen Beer is my life profile

Hi, I'm Dan, founder of BeerIsMyLife. I've been an avid homebrewer for over ten years, and beer is my true passion. I've traveled all over the world, visiting breweries, tasting beer, as well as making my own batches. I set up this blog to share that experience with you.